Sarah Palin hunts, fishes, and wants to drill. She carries equal amounts of sass and cleavage. As a sportsman, boob lover, and fan of trickle down oil profits, I have a profound emotional attachment to her that reason cannot touch.
You could tell me for example that as mayor of Wasilla (pop. of 5,469 as of 2000 census) she fired the librarian for not banning certain books. Heck, you could tell me 20 months ago the only real government experience she had was having been mayor of Wasilla. You could tell me she has regularly referred to the war in Iraq as “Gods work”. You could tell me she refutes the UN climate change report submitted by a collection of over 2000 scientists from about 90 countries because she doesn’t believe climate change is being furthered by man. You could tell me her only academic achievement is a bachelors in journalism from the university of Idaho. You could tell me an unbiased assessment of her convention acceptance speech would uncover a hefty amount of truth stretching and even some outright lies about her and Obama’s record.
She could come on television and violently shake her baby and it would not change my love for her. It would be a preemptive shake against a terrorist baby who hates our freedom. Besides, she caught a 30 pound Alaskan sockeye salmon all by herself. Now if that illegal alien of a salmon was not wiretapped, tortured, and then shot in the face by Cheney, well then I might get pissed.
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I just youtubed the “Iraq War is God’s Will Speech” and I’m just disgusted. Disgusted that anyone who is right leaning has to speak to these fucking religious looney tunes in order to pander and ensure elections. It is the classic problem of the extremes holding all power, money, and influence in BOTH political parties. I do like Sarah Palin, I think she balances the McCain ticket and helps him to re-establish and re-energize the base. I just hope that she was talking that jive to a crowd of people that needed to hear it. I’d rather her pander than actually mean it. I’m a person of faith, but that was too much for me.
Kind of similar to how crazy ass Akmadinijad must pander to his base and keep the extreme happy by saying its Gods will that Israel be wiped away. Unlike her pending McCain’s health however, he has no control of the military. Iran has no navy, airforce, and can’t even refine its own oil but they’re going to get bombed within the next few weeks if Dutch intelligence is correct. Should make Russia even happier. America… fuck yeah.
I gotta sorta agree with Ben, even if she is just pandering it is bad.
Much of the neocons writings include references to establishing an American theocracy. Why do you think they created the Christian Coalition in the first place? Well besides the fact that Jesus would have loved saving the greatest tax cuts for corporations and the rich as their old mission statement mildly suggested.
i agree, if its pandering- its still bad. its worse if she means it. i thought the iranian populace as a whole was not particularly favorable towards ahmadinejad… after all, the mullah’s, not the people, just approved his second term.
Wow Anthony, I am actually impressed. Do I see someone moving back in to the center a little bit?
You know I’m in the center you Obama kool aide drinkin’ Lib!
It sure does taste good. But you know I am not even close to a leftist. Dom defines centrist. haha
Oh Anthony, Bill O’ called the office and asked to pass a message to you stating ” i want my talking points back “
Don’t lie about watching O’Reilly, you Keith Oblermann, MSNBC watchin’ Hack job!